leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(Source: thegeekyqueen)

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

ask-spectrum-blitz:

throw-away-opinions:

poppypicklesticks:

iminfectionimhuman:

Because only teen girls confidence can be destroyed during puberty of course

but it does seem that every five minutes there’s a new campaign about raising the self esteem of little girls/adolesent girls/young women

but if anyone tries to make the same campaign about boys or young men instead, feminists start screeching RAPE CULTURE and MRA PISSBABIES WHAT PROBLEMS DO THEY HAVE and start burning books and racing to find the nearest fire alarm 

Is it any wonder that a lot of men turn into violent, emotionally crippled, suicidal assholes as adults when everything that they enjoyed as a kid was either punished or medicated out of them as kids?

Meanwhile everyone else pampers and celebrates their sisters and female classmates and peers for every minor accomplishment and non-achievement, because girls have it SO BAD, don’t they?

i have lived long enough to see racism become mainly towards whites, and see women becoming the superior gender. can’t we have equality at least once in this world?

I hated that stupid ad because the older ones clearly understood it as a joke and they asked mostly athletic young girls after they asked the teenagers. It was pretty fucking biased and staged if you ask me.

(Source: sizvideos)

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

image 

mushiemallows:

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

madejunker:

#regram @oakcommon #ojai loot photo. #madejunker from @modernfolk

madejunker:

#regram @oakcommon #ojai loot photo. #madejunker from @modernfolk

Anonymous said: Why hasn't there been a banana gate sequel?

amazingatheist:

resistforever95:

amazingatheist:

If this gets 2,500 notes, I will make a sequel with whatever object gets most requested. 

*lowered it to 2,500, since that’s more attainable. I don’t want people to feel like this is outside the realm of possibility. Also, the object requested much be possible to obtain and non-lethal to insert. Let’s see how bad the internet wants this. :P 

Does TAA offend you? Well then, it’s your lucky day! Like & reblog this so you can tell him what to stick up his ass, LITERALLY.

Transparency note: I like a lot of what he makes, but I want to see if he’ll stay true to his word

If it reaches that amount of notes, I will. I have nothing to lose at this point. There’s already tapes out there. It’s not like it will be anything new. 

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